kierenwalkered:

nicki minaj and beyonce as jaeger pilots. they pilot flawless remix

Have you ever played the "How Much Money Would You Go Down on a Guy For?" game? Well, for those of you who don’t know what the game is…

This was fucking AMAZING

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the  wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

nbcsnl:

Marvel. Ummm, yeah.

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

OHMYGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD

stfufauxminists:

afunnyfeminist:

your-lies-ruin-lives:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

bedlamity:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

We have had two turn arounds this morning! Now the security guard is throwing a hissy fit and shooing me away from clients with his umbrella. I was not having that so I gave him “the look” and told him babies are being dismembered, ain’t nobody got time for that. He is now massaging his temples as I sing Jesus loves the little children.

Yo, dude, you’re spending your time outside a clinic, scaring away people who may need a service, rather than actually helping people by - I don’t know - volunteering at a soup kitchen or a children’s hospital or doing something actually valuable with your time.
You’re not “changing minds,” you’re harassing people and scaring people who don’t need your defunct version of the Blue Steel.

One of the turn arounds was there to get a pregnant test and I sent her to a clinic that does them for free. The PP where I am charges a lot for them. The other lady came up to me and took the information then later she left on her own accord. 
I stand in front of the clinic to give information that the abortion industry won’t. The only harassment that happened today was the security guard when he was intimidating that couple by making them go into the parking lot.
If people want the info they initiate the contact by coming up to me or by rolling down the window. 
You can spin this around all you want, but I go out every morning and so many women tell me they don’t want to be here, they have no choice, no one will help them, I hate abortion but I don’t have health insurance, and just a full range of other concerns. 
Abortion doesn’t solve problems. It just creates more.
Just this past week I had three different girls (one in front of a high school, one at a college and a lady at my church) say they wished someone was out there for them. Marisa the little high school girl had tears in her eyes saying no one asked how she felt and no one would help her and why wasn’t I out there? That still hurts.
Reality is a lot bigger than Tumblr 

You harass people. You have the right to say whatever you want but you have no right to a trapped/captive/attentive audience. 73% of abortions happen because of poverty. Why not devote some time to paid maternity leave? Abolishing poverty? Is it really so hard to get off your ass to stop judging people and actually do something that matters?Guess it’s easier to mug it up for a selfie outside a health clinic than it is to actually help anyone. 

I would like to know what kinds of problems abortion causes that having giving birth would prevent.

Since I work at a clinic as an escort I know that the person who “took the literature and left of her own accord” was probably not at that clinic for a procedure. She was likely there to pick up BC, do a follow-up, or just pick up her records. 
And the whole “they initiate contact” thing is bullshit. You aren’t standing out there silently, so don’t even fucking pretend like you are, OP. The antis that stand outside my clinic *always* initiate contact by saying hello and greeting patients, and patients who have often driven for hours to a clinic they’ve never been to before will sometimes approach these people because “oh hey, someone is talking to me” and that is just what you do. 
That’s how ya’ll operate. Don’t play otherwise. Because when an escort is there to intercept the patient they don’t say “hold on a minute I want to talk to this stranger with a pamphlet standing behind the fence asking me how far along I am in a pregnancy they don’t even know with any certainty I’m experiencing as if it’s their business anyway”.
They say “wow, thanks for being here, I really don’t want to talk to these people”.
So yeah, it is harassment. And you CPC-promoting assholes know it. For the most part ya’ll have copious state funds with which to advertise your services. You don’t need to be outside an abortion clinic. You do it for the harassment factor. 
Because when a woman doesn’t want to talk to you is when you call her a murderer as she’s walking through the double doors. 
So yeah, all that shit you just said is bullshit and no one cares. Get the fuck away from that clinic, you have no business being there and you’re an asshole, OP. No one is impressed by you.

BOOM

stfufauxminists:

afunnyfeminist:

your-lies-ruin-lives:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

bedlamity:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

We have had two turn arounds this morning! Now the security guard is throwing a hissy fit and shooing me away from clients with his umbrella. I was not having that so I gave him “the look” and told him babies are being dismembered, ain’t nobody got time for that. He is now massaging his temples as I sing Jesus loves the little children.

Yo, dude, you’re spending your time outside a clinic, scaring away people who may need a service, rather than actually helping people by - I don’t know - volunteering at a soup kitchen or a children’s hospital or doing something actually valuable with your time.

You’re not “changing minds,” you’re harassing people and scaring people who don’t need your defunct version of the Blue Steel.

One of the turn arounds was there to get a pregnant test and I sent her to a clinic that does them for free. The PP where I am charges a lot for them. The other lady came up to me and took the information then later she left on her own accord. 

I stand in front of the clinic to give information that the abortion industry won’t. The only harassment that happened today was the security guard when he was intimidating that couple by making them go into the parking lot.

If people want the info they initiate the contact by coming up to me or by rolling down the window. 

You can spin this around all you want, but I go out every morning and so many women tell me they don’t want to be here, they have no choice, no one will help them, I hate abortion but I don’t have health insurance, and just a full range of other concerns. 

Abortion doesn’t solve problems. It just creates more.

Just this past week I had three different girls (one in front of a high school, one at a college and a lady at my church) say they wished someone was out there for them. Marisa the little high school girl had tears in her eyes saying no one asked how she felt and no one would help her and why wasn’t I out there? That still hurts.

Reality is a lot bigger than Tumblr 

You harass people. You have the right to say whatever you want but you have no right to a trapped/captive/attentive audience. 

73% of abortions happen because of poverty. Why not devote some time to paid maternity leave? Abolishing poverty? Is it really so hard to get off your ass to stop judging people and actually do something that matters?

Guess it’s easier to mug it up for a selfie outside a health clinic than it is to actually help anyone. 

I would like to know what kinds of problems abortion causes that having giving birth would prevent.

Since I work at a clinic as an escort I know that the person who “took the literature and left of her own accord” was probably not at that clinic for a procedure. She was likely there to pick up BC, do a follow-up, or just pick up her records. 

And the whole “they initiate contact” thing is bullshit. You aren’t standing out there silently, so don’t even fucking pretend like you are, OP. The antis that stand outside my clinic *always* initiate contact by saying hello and greeting patients, and patients who have often driven for hours to a clinic they’ve never been to before will sometimes approach these people because “oh hey, someone is talking to me” and that is just what you do. 

That’s how ya’ll operate. Don’t play otherwise. Because when an escort is there to intercept the patient they don’t say “hold on a minute I want to talk to this stranger with a pamphlet standing behind the fence asking me how far along I am in a pregnancy they don’t even know with any certainty I’m experiencing as if it’s their business anyway”.

They say “wow, thanks for being here, I really don’t want to talk to these people”.

So yeah, it is harassment. And you CPC-promoting assholes know it. For the most part ya’ll have copious state funds with which to advertise your services. You don’t need to be outside an abortion clinic. You do it for the harassment factor. 

Because when a woman doesn’t want to talk to you is when you call her a murderer as she’s walking through the double doors. 

So yeah, all that shit you just said is bullshit and no one cares. Get the fuck away from that clinic, you have no business being there and you’re an asshole, OP. No one is impressed by you.

BOOM

astreana:

FUCK

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

davedirkbrorider:

GIGAPAUSE MIGHT UNPAUSE

I REPEAT

GIGAPAUSE MIGHT UNPAUSE DURING EITHER MID OR LATE OCTOBER 

CHECK MSPAINTADVENTURES RIGHT NOW TO SEE PROOF


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